Fantasy Invention #1

Let me begin with a disclaimer: I am NOT a violent person. Honest!

But sometimes I wish I had some sort of gun or rifle mounted on my car steering wheel. This would not be for stupid, bad drivers - that's far too boring.

I would use it to shoot at people who litter - people who throw junk out their car windows as they drive. There's also the occasional walker who throws stuff down the gutters, causing our roads to flood whenever it rains. Grrrrrrr...

Note: If the item littered is a cigarette I should get 'double points' - maybe a chocolate could automatically appear in my ashtray? Just a thought...